16 Şubat 2013 Cumartesi

Software Advice needs an editor -- and it's not me

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This has been one of my favorites so far. Not for the fact that I didn't make the cut, but that there's a link on the bottom of the email that reads, "By the way, we're hiring...." It's a nice touch after kicking someone when they're down. I received this email on Jan. 17 after a Jan. 13 phone interview.
BethanyPerkins bethany@softwareadvice.com

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Dear Sean,
I wanted to follow up on your interview with us. We've taken the time to review the candidates for this position, and though it was a difficult decision, we've decided to move forward with other candidates at this time. We appreciate your time and effort during our process, and wish you the best of luck in your future job search. 
Sincerely,

Bethany
____________________________Bethany Perkins
Manager, Recruiting & Human Resources
Software Advice

(512) 366-3690      
bethany@softwareadvice.com

By the way, we're hiring...

Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

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One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin                 

AAFES has taken a lot of my money but doesn't want to give me any

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My favorite type of rejection letter is the robo-response form. It usually goes like this: Dear NAME, you applied for JOB TITLE and we reject you in the coldest, most impersonal way possible. If you would like another one of these letters, please see WEBSITE and we will send you one. If you are lucky, we may or may not look at your resume again in the future. Please don't respond to this email as it goes to an inbox inaccessible by humans. Sincerely, The Matrix.Dear Sean,

You recently applied for the IMAGING COORDINATOR153053 position with Army and Air Force Exchange Service. This job has been filled by another qualified individual, and no additional candidates will be hired for the position at this time. Your application will be kept on file and considered for any future openings for which you may be qualified. If such an opportunity does arise, we will contact you.

If you would like to view a listing of current jobs, please visit the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center at the following address:
https://recruiter.kenexa.com/aafes/cc/Home.ss?ccid=ra24lCkh0OQ%3D

We appreciate your interest in employment opportunities with Army and Air Force Exchange Service.

If your email software does not support web links (for example, clicking the web address does not take you directly to the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center), copy the above web address into the Address or Location bar of your Internet web browser in order to access the Career Center.


Sincerely,
Recruitment Team
Army and Air Force Exchange Service


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It's my birthday and I'll rant if I want to

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I just realized that I haven't written a blog post in nearly a year. A year. It's not like I haven't been looking for work in that time, but I haven't made it a full-time gig since I do have a life away from poring over job postings every waking minute.
But today is my 39th birthday. And I had what I thought was a good phone interview on Monday for a position that I was really qualified for. And then on my birthday, I got a punch in the gut when I received my latest rejection letter from the agency's HR director. It's a brief, two-paragraph affair which comes across as personal, yet is a form letter at heart.
My favorite bit is in the second graph where he starts off being nice to me "... your qualifications are impressive" and then closes with a kick to the crotch "...our needs would be best met by another candidate." Ouch. Why not be more straightforward and say "you suck"? If I am impressive, why don't even warrant a chance for a sit-down interview? I would rock that job big time. Part of it had to do with scripting videos, which I might not have a ton of experience with, but I could certainly come up with something superior and more entertaining than the single video the Texas County & District Retirement System put up on YouTube (See it here) which has a whopping 262 views in the four months it has been up there. To say it's dry would be an understatement. It's dull and pretty much word-for-word of what they have up on the website.
I know that it's a tough job market. Mr. Redd told me that they had 150 applicants and were doing phone interviews with "seven to 10 people." I felt fortunate that I got a call, and afterward, I felt confident that I had said and done everything to take me to the next step.
Here's what I hate about phone interviews: I wish HR people wouldn't ask for number rankings on people's skills. I am an honest person when they ask these questions, if I am not strong at something, I'll admit it. During this interview I was a nine/10 on anything having to do with publishing. I said I was an honest five on video based on the requirements laid out in the job description. It's not something that I have done professionally, but I am positive I could write a far more interesting script than what they've got out there.
This isn't the worst thing to happen to me on my birthday -- not by a long shot. That goes to the double-whammy that hit me back in 2007 where I was fired from the Central Kitsap Reporter and served a subpoena within a five-minute time span. It's going to take an act of God to top that.

Sean,
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to consider you for employment with Texas County & District Retirement System. We were fortunate to have telephone screened a number of applicants with strong backgrounds such as yours. We appreciate your interest in our organization.
Although your qualifications are impressive, we feel our needs would be best met by another candidate. We sincerely appreciate your interest in becoming associated with our agency and we wish you well in locating the opportunity you desire.
Sincerely,
David ReddDirector, Human ResourcesTexas County & District Retirement System

Now, I am normally open to taking comments, but since the TCDRS won't take comments on its video, I thought I would do the same here.

15 Şubat 2013 Cuma

Software Advice needs an editor -- and it's not me

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This has been one of my favorites so far. Not for the fact that I didn't make the cut, but that there's a link on the bottom of the email that reads, "By the way, we're hiring...." It's a nice touch after kicking someone when they're down. I received this email on Jan. 17 after a Jan. 13 phone interview.
BethanyPerkins bethany@softwareadvice.com

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Dear Sean,
I wanted to follow up on your interview with us. We've taken the time to review the candidates for this position, and though it was a difficult decision, we've decided to move forward with other candidates at this time. We appreciate your time and effort during our process, and wish you the best of luck in your future job search. 
Sincerely,

Bethany
____________________________Bethany Perkins
Manager, Recruiting & Human Resources
Software Advice

(512) 366-3690      
bethany@softwareadvice.com

By the way, we're hiring...

Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

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One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin                 

AAFES has taken a lot of my money but doesn't want to give me any

To contact us Click HERE

My favorite type of rejection letter is the robo-response form. It usually goes like this: Dear NAME, you applied for JOB TITLE and we reject you in the coldest, most impersonal way possible. If you would like another one of these letters, please see WEBSITE and we will send you one. If you are lucky, we may or may not look at your resume again in the future. Please don't respond to this email as it goes to an inbox inaccessible by humans. Sincerely, The Matrix.Dear Sean,

You recently applied for the IMAGING COORDINATOR153053 position with Army and Air Force Exchange Service. This job has been filled by another qualified individual, and no additional candidates will be hired for the position at this time. Your application will be kept on file and considered for any future openings for which you may be qualified. If such an opportunity does arise, we will contact you.

If you would like to view a listing of current jobs, please visit the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center at the following address:
https://recruiter.kenexa.com/aafes/cc/Home.ss?ccid=ra24lCkh0OQ%3D

We appreciate your interest in employment opportunities with Army and Air Force Exchange Service.

If your email software does not support web links (for example, clicking the web address does not take you directly to the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center), copy the above web address into the Address or Location bar of your Internet web browser in order to access the Career Center.


Sincerely,
Recruitment Team
Army and Air Force Exchange Service


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