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This has been one of my favorites so far. Not for the fact that I didn't make the cut, but that there's a link on the bottom of the email that reads, "By the way, we're hiring...." It's a nice touch after kicking someone when they're down. I received this email on Jan. 17 after a Jan. 13 phone interview.

BethanyPerkins bethany@softwareadvice.com
to me

Dear Sean,
I wanted to follow up on your interview with us. We've taken the time to review the candidates for this position, and though it was a difficult decision, we've decided to move forward with other candidates at this time. We appreciate your time and effort during our process, and wish you the best of luck in your future job search. 
Sincerely,

Bethany
____________________________Bethany Perkins
Manager, Recruiting & Human Resources
Software Advice

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bethany@softwareadvice.com

By the way, we're hiring...

Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

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One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin                 

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My favorite type of rejection letter is the robo-response form. It usually goes like this: Dear NAME, you applied for JOB TITLE and we reject you in the coldest, most impersonal way possible. If you would like another one of these letters, please see WEBSITE and we will send you one. If you are lucky, we may or may not look at your resume again in the future. Please don't respond to this email as it goes to an inbox inaccessible by humans. Sincerely, The Matrix.Dear Sean,

You recently applied for the IMAGING COORDINATOR153053 position with Army and Air Force Exchange Service. This job has been filled by another qualified individual, and no additional candidates will be hired for the position at this time. Your application will be kept on file and considered for any future openings for which you may be qualified. If such an opportunity does arise, we will contact you.

If you would like to view a listing of current jobs, please visit the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center at the following address:
https://recruiter.kenexa.com/aafes/cc/Home.ss?ccid=ra24lCkh0OQ%3D

We appreciate your interest in employment opportunities with Army and Air Force Exchange Service.

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Sincerely,
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Army and Air Force Exchange Service


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Assistant Manager - Shift Manager Job at Arby's Restaurant Group in Butte

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Arby's Restaurant Group is hiring Assistant Manager - Shift Manager on Thu, 03 May 2012 04:50:54 GMT. Restaurant Managers Search No More! Our company's core values are Dream Big, Work Hard, Play Fair, Get it Done, Make a Difference and Have Fun! If you are looking for a company with growth opportunities, here we are! Carisch, Inc. is the third largest Arby's franchisee. We operate over 65 restaurants in six states and are growing fast. We are currently looking for self-motivated leaders to join...

Assistant Manager - Shift Manager

Location: Butte Montana

Description: Arby's Restaurant Group seeks a Assistant Manager - Shift Manager immediately, this position will be placed in Montana. Restaurant Managers Search No More! Our company's core values are Dream Big, Work Hard, Play Fair, Get it Done, Make a Difference and Have Fun! If you are looking for a company with growth opportunities, here we are! Carisch, Inc. is the third largest Arby's franchisee. We operate over 65 restaurants in six states and are growing fast. We are currently looking for self-motivated leaders to join... . For more detail information about this job opprtunity please read the description above, and if you interested on this job just click on the Apply Now button, you will be redirected to the official website

If interested in this position, please email us your resume, along with salary requirements and a cover letter to Arby's Restaurant Group.

This job starts available on: Thu, 03 May 2012 04:50:54 GMT

Critical Care Physician – Intensivist or Pulmonologist Job at Southwestern Regional Medical Center in Tulsa

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Southwestern Regional Medical Center is hiring Critical Care Physician â€" Intensivist or Pulmonologist on Wed, 02 May 2012 15:48:01 GMT. Cancer Treatment Centers of America (CTCA) is seeking experienced B.C./B.E., fellowship-trained physicians in critical care medicine (intensivists or pulmonologists) to provide comprehensive care and treatment to our patients. Due to increased patient volume and the complexity of our adult cancer populations, there is current demand for this specialty at all of our national locations...

Critical Care Physician â€" Intensivist or Pulmonologist

Location: Tulsa Oklahoma

Description: Southwestern Regional Medical Center seeks a Critical Care Physician â€" Intensivist or Pulmonologist immediately, this position will be placed in Oklahoma. Cancer Treatment Centers of America (CTCA) is seeking experienced B.C./B.E., fellowship-trained physicians in critical care medicine (intensivists or pulmonologists) to provide comprehensive care and treatment to our patients. Due to increased patient volume and the complexity of our adult cancer populations, there is current demand for this specialty at all of our national locations... . For more detail information about this job opprtunity please read the description above, and if you interested on this job just click on the Apply Now button, you will be redirected to the official website

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Camping Sales Associate Job at Academy Sports + Outdoors in Norman

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Academy Sports + Outdoors is hiring Camping Sales Associate on Wed, 02 May 2012 16:24:04 GMT. Camping Sales Associate Description Academy hourly associates have the opportunity to work with great sports and outdoors products in a fun, fast-paced environment. With flexible shifts and a great atmosphere, Academy is looking for sports and outdoors enthusiasts to staff our stores! Some of the duties we expect of our associates include the following: Provide prompt, friendly customer service...

Camping Sales Associate

Location: Norman Oklahoma

Description: Academy Sports + Outdoors seeks a Camping Sales Associate immediately, this position will be placed in Oklahoma. Camping Sales Associate Description Academy hourly associates have the opportunity to work with great sports and outdoors products in a fun, fast-paced environment. With flexible shifts and a great atmosphere, Academy is looking for sports and outdoors enthusiasts to staff our stores! Some of the duties we expect of our associates include the following: Provide prompt, friendly customer service... . For more detail information about this job opprtunity please read the description above, and if you interested on this job just click on the Apply Now button, you will be redirected to the official website

If interested in this position, please email us your resume, along with salary requirements and a cover letter to Academy Sports + Outdoors.

This job starts available on: Wed, 02 May 2012 16:24:04 GMT

Store Manager - SM2835 Job at The Jones Group Inc. in Oklahoma City

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The Jones Group Inc. is hiring Store Manager - SM2835 on Wed, 02 May 2012 17:12:38 GMT. Description: This position is responsible for assisting the store manager with the management of sales, staff development, operations, merchandising and expenses while also providing exceptional customer service. The successful First Assistant Manager has excellent communication skills as well as a passion for fashion and team work. This position leads and inspires all store associates to achieve...

Store Manager - SM2835

Location: Oklahoma City Oklahoma

Description: The Jones Group Inc. seeks a Store Manager - SM2835 immediately, this position will be placed in Oklahoma. Description: This position is responsible for assisting the store manager with the management of sales, staff development, operations, merchandising and expenses while also providing exceptional customer service. The successful First Assistant Manager has excellent communication skills as well as a passion for fashion and team work. This position leads and inspires all store associates to achieve... . For more detail information about this job opprtunity please read the description above, and if you interested on this job just click on the Apply Now button, you will be redirected to the official website

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Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

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One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin                 

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My favorite type of rejection letter is the robo-response form. It usually goes like this: Dear NAME, you applied for JOB TITLE and we reject you in the coldest, most impersonal way possible. If you would like another one of these letters, please see WEBSITE and we will send you one. If you are lucky, we may or may not look at your resume again in the future. Please don't respond to this email as it goes to an inbox inaccessible by humans. Sincerely, The Matrix.Dear Sean,

You recently applied for the IMAGING COORDINATOR153053 position with Army and Air Force Exchange Service. This job has been filled by another qualified individual, and no additional candidates will be hired for the position at this time. Your application will be kept on file and considered for any future openings for which you may be qualified. If such an opportunity does arise, we will contact you.

If you would like to view a listing of current jobs, please visit the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center at the following address:
https://recruiter.kenexa.com/aafes/cc/Home.ss?ccid=ra24lCkh0OQ%3D

We appreciate your interest in employment opportunities with Army and Air Force Exchange Service.

If your email software does not support web links (for example, clicking the web address does not take you directly to the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center), copy the above web address into the Address or Location bar of your Internet web browser in order to access the Career Center.


Sincerely,
Recruitment Team
Army and Air Force Exchange Service


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RN - ICU, 18 hrs/week average, Part-time Dayshift, IN-DEPT APPLICANTS ONLY Job at St. Peter's Hospital in Helena

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St. Peter's Hospital is hiring RN - ICU, 18 hrs/week average, Part-time Dayshift, IN-DEPT APPLICANTS ONLY on Wed, 02 May 2012 21:48:07 GMT. JOB SUMMARY (overview of job): Demonstrates knowledge of the nursing process as a standard, incorporating elements of holistic family centered care through the collection, verification and organization of data about a patient’s health status, planning for care, implementation of the plan and evaluation. KNOWLEDGE/EXPERIENCE: Sufficient experience to demonstrate ability to accept responsibility as...

RN - ICU, 18 hrs/week average, Part-time Dayshift, IN-DEPT APPLICANTS ONLY

Location: Helena Montana

Description: St. Peter's Hospital seeks a RN - ICU, 18 hrs/week average, Part-time Dayshift, IN-DEPT APPLICANTS ONLY immediately, this position will be placed in Montana. JOB SUMMARY (overview of job): Demonstrates knowledge of the nursing process as a standard, incorporating elements of holistic family centered care through the collection, verification and organization of data about a patient’s health status, planning for care, implementation of the plan and evaluation. KNOWLEDGE/EXPERIENCE: Sufficient experience to demonstrate ability to accept responsibility as... . For more detail information about this job opprtunity please read the description above, and if you interested on this job just click on the Apply Now button, you will be redirected to the official website

If interested in this position, please email us your resume, along with salary requirements and a cover letter to St. Peter's Hospital.

This job starts available on: Wed, 02 May 2012 21:48:07 GMT

Crew Member -- Wendy's -- Billings, MT (Grand Avenue) Job at Wendy's in Billings

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Wendy's is hiring Crew Member -- Wendy's -- Billings, MT (Grand Avenue) on Thu, 03 May 2012 01:43:02 GMT. Company mission statement "To Serve The Customer Beyond Their Expectations! Each Time! Every Time!" Our Wendy̢۪s restaurants are exceptionally clean and well run facilities that are predictable in terms of guest and restaurant team expectations. The Crew Member performs a number of important duties in support of our valued guests. The Crew Member̢۪s primary duties and responsibilities include prompt...

Crew Member -- Wendy's -- Billings, MT (Grand Avenue)

Location: Billings Montana

Description: Wendy's seeks a Crew Member -- Wendy's -- Billings, MT (Grand Avenue) immediately, this position will be placed in Montana. Company mission statement "To Serve The Customer Beyond Their Expectations! Each Time! Every Time!" Our Wendy̢۪s restaurants are exceptionally clean and well run facilities that are predictable in terms of guest and restaurant team expectations. The Crew Member performs a number of important duties in support of our valued guests. The Crew Member̢۪s primary duties and responsibilities include prompt... . For more detail information about this job opprtunity please read the description above, and if you interested on this job just click on the Apply Now button, you will be redirected to the official website

If interested in this position, please email us your resume, along with salary requirements and a cover letter to Wendy's.

This job starts available on: Thu, 03 May 2012 01:43:02 GMT

Assistant Manager - Shift Manager Job at Arby's Restaurant Group in Butte

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Arby's Restaurant Group is hiring Assistant Manager - Shift Manager on Thu, 03 May 2012 04:50:54 GMT. Restaurant Managers Search No More! Our company's core values are Dream Big, Work Hard, Play Fair, Get it Done, Make a Difference and Have Fun! If you are looking for a company with growth opportunities, here we are! Carisch, Inc. is the third largest Arby's franchisee. We operate over 65 restaurants in six states and are growing fast. We are currently looking for self-motivated leaders to join...

Assistant Manager - Shift Manager

Location: Butte Montana

Description: Arby's Restaurant Group seeks a Assistant Manager - Shift Manager immediately, this position will be placed in Montana. Restaurant Managers Search No More! Our company's core values are Dream Big, Work Hard, Play Fair, Get it Done, Make a Difference and Have Fun! If you are looking for a company with growth opportunities, here we are! Carisch, Inc. is the third largest Arby's franchisee. We operate over 65 restaurants in six states and are growing fast. We are currently looking for self-motivated leaders to join... . For more detail information about this job opprtunity please read the description above, and if you interested on this job just click on the Apply Now button, you will be redirected to the official website

If interested in this position, please email us your resume, along with salary requirements and a cover letter to Arby's Restaurant Group.

This job starts available on: Thu, 03 May 2012 04:50:54 GMT

District Sales Manager--Lawton, OK. Job at Bimbo Bakeries USA in Lawton

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Bimbo Bakeries USA is hiring District Sales Manager--Lawton, OK. on Wed, 02 May 2012 18:54:17 GMT. BASIC PURPOSE/SCOPE Responsible for the attainment of budgeted volume, return percent and expense control within the Lawton market. Additionally, responsible for implementation and enforcement of all sales operational programs and policies within the market. Directly responsible for the protection of all company assets under assigned jurisdiction, indirectly including security, maintenance and...

District Sales Manager--Lawton, OK.

Location: Lawton Oklahoma

Description: Bimbo Bakeries USA seeks a District Sales Manager--Lawton, OK. immediately, this position will be placed in Oklahoma. BASIC PURPOSE/SCOPE Responsible for the attainment of budgeted volume, return percent and expense control within the Lawton market. Additionally, responsible for implementation and enforcement of all sales operational programs and policies within the market. Directly responsible for the protection of all company assets under assigned jurisdiction, indirectly including security, maintenance and... . For more detail information about this job opprtunity please read the description above, and if you interested on this job just click on the Apply Now button, you will be redirected to the official website

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This job starts available on: Wed, 02 May 2012 18:54:17 GMT

Sales Associate Job at Feed The Children in Oklahoma City

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Feed The Children is hiring Sales Associate on Wed, 02 May 2012 19:50:09 GMT. Summary: The Part-Time Sales Associate will be responsible for assisting customers with purchases. The part-time sales associate will work to increase sales through suggestive selling and up-selling products to better meet the needs of customers. Essential Duties and Responsibilities include the following: Receives payment by cash, check, credit cards, gift cards, or automatic debits. Issues...

Sales Associate

Location: Oklahoma City Oklahoma

Description: Feed The Children seeks a Sales Associate immediately, this position will be placed in Oklahoma. Summary: The Part-Time Sales Associate will be responsible for assisting customers with purchases. The part-time sales associate will work to increase sales through suggestive selling and up-selling products to better meet the needs of customers. Essential Duties and Responsibilities include the following: Receives payment by cash, check, credit cards, gift cards, or automatic debits. Issues... . For more detail information about this job opprtunity please read the description above, and if you interested on this job just click on the Apply Now button, you will be redirected to the official website

If interested in this position, please email us your resume, along with salary requirements and a cover letter to Feed The Children.

This job starts available on: Wed, 02 May 2012 19:50:09 GMT

Travel RN / Perioperative Nursing / PACU Job at Medical Staffing Network in Oklahoma City

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Medical Staffing Network is hiring Travel RN / Perioperative Nursing / PACU on Wed, 02 May 2012 20:57:06 GMT. Travel 4 / Perioperative Nursin Security is in your future! Call InteliStaf Travel today and get busy advancing your career while enjoying all the benefits of traveling with the best…top pay rates, great health insurance, and prestigious locations!We have thousands of contracts with hospitals across the country as well as exclusive partnerships offering premier opportunities and highly competitive...

Travel RN / Perioperative Nursing / PACU

Location: Oklahoma City Oklahoma

Description: Medical Staffing Network seeks a Travel RN / Perioperative Nursing / PACU immediately, this position will be placed in Oklahoma. Travel 4 / Perioperative Nursin Security is in your future! Call InteliStaf Travel today and get busy advancing your career while enjoying all the benefits of traveling with the best…top pay rates, great health insurance, and prestigious locations!We have thousands of contracts with hospitals across the country as well as exclusive partnerships offering premier opportunities and highly competitive... . For more detail information about this job opprtunity please read the description above, and if you interested on this job just click on the Apply Now button, you will be redirected to the official website

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Senior Account Manager - Geoscience Software Sales Job at Houston in Oklahoma City

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Houston is hiring Senior Account Manager - Geoscience Software Sales on Wed, 02 May 2012 21:25:16 GMT. • Optimizes account potential by directing activity of the account team • Maximizes and sustains profitability of the client and market penetration/share by matching the total array of the company's technical, commercial and operational capabilities to the client's needs • Identifies and accesses resources required to serve client's domestic and international current and future needs • Work closely...

Senior Account Manager - Geoscience Software Sales

Location: Oklahoma City Oklahoma

Description: Houston seeks a Senior Account Manager - Geoscience Software Sales immediately, this position will be placed in Oklahoma. • Optimizes account potential by directing activity of the account team • Maximizes and sustains profitability of the client and market penetration/share by matching the total array of the company's technical, commercial and operational capabilities to the client's needs • Identifies and accesses resources required to serve client's domestic and international current and future needs • Work closely... . For more detail information about this job opprtunity please read the description above, and if you interested on this job just click on the Apply Now button, you will be redirected to the official website

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This job starts available on: Wed, 02 May 2012 21:25:16 GMT

Manager Trainee Job at Honda Automotive of Bartlesville in Bartlesville

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Honda Automotive of Bartlesville is hiring Manager Trainee on Wed, 02 May 2012 22:42:29 GMT. Honda of Bartlesville is the fastest growing Honda dealer in the State of Oklahoma... 1... Due to promotions and incredible growth both here and in the auto industry, we are in need of both Sales Consultants and Manager Trainee’s. 2... We have virtually zero turn over.   The average sales consultant and managers have been employed here over 10 years. 3... Don’t be fooled by our...

Manager Trainee

Location: Bartlesville Oklahoma

Description: Honda Automotive of Bartlesville seeks a Manager Trainee immediately, this position will be placed in Oklahoma. Honda of Bartlesville is the fastest growing Honda dealer in the State of Oklahoma... 1... Due to promotions and incredible growth both here and in the auto industry, we are in need of both Sales Consultants and Manager Trainee’s. 2... We have virtually zero turn over.   The average sales consultant and managers have been employed here over 10 years. 3... Don’t be fooled by our... . For more detail information about this job opprtunity please read the description above, and if you interested on this job just click on the Apply Now button, you will be redirected to the official website

If interested in this position, please email us your resume, along with salary requirements and a cover letter to Honda Automotive of Bartlesville.

This job starts available on: Wed, 02 May 2012 22:42:29 GMT

Software Advice needs an editor -- and it's not me

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This has been one of my favorites so far. Not for the fact that I didn't make the cut, but that there's a link on the bottom of the email that reads, "By the way, we're hiring...." It's a nice touch after kicking someone when they're down. I received this email on Jan. 17 after a Jan. 13 phone interview.

BethanyPerkins bethany@softwareadvice.com
to me

Dear Sean,
I wanted to follow up on your interview with us. We've taken the time to review the candidates for this position, and though it was a difficult decision, we've decided to move forward with other candidates at this time. We appreciate your time and effort during our process, and wish you the best of luck in your future job search. 
Sincerely,

Bethany
____________________________Bethany Perkins
Manager, Recruiting & Human Resources
Software Advice

(512) 366-3690      
bethany@softwareadvice.com

By the way, we're hiring...

Out of all the jobs at Microsoft, none of them apply to me

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I don't usually apply for jobs outside of Central Texas, but at the request of my brother, I decided to see if there might be job for me at Microsoft in Redmond, Wash. So I sent in my resume to the Employee Referral Program and waited. And waited. And waited. I heard nothing from them until Joey Aboulhosn of SourceRight Solutions (v-joeya@microsoft.com) sent me this on Dec. 20. SoureRight Solutions isn't actually part of Microsoft, but a contracted firm that handles HR responsibilities. But, hey!, I'm on file now and I put the odds of them getting back to me before filing my paperwork in the great recycling bin in the sky at 100,000 to 1.
On a side note, I did do a phone interview with a Bryan Nairn with Microsoft's Trustworthy Computing arm about a public relations job a few days before this and got zero response back from him. I think he was interviewing me as a favor to my brother, a Microsoft employee, not that he actually thought I was qualified or capable of getting to the Pacific Northwest in a timely fashion since they wanted to fill the job by the end of the year -- a stretch considering they hadn't even started interviews with only a couple of weeks until the end of the year. I'd post Bryan's email, but it's not really a rejection letter, more of a snark. 

Hi Sean,
Thank you again for your interest in Microsoft.  We want to follow-up with you about your submission, which a Microsoft employee made through the U.S. Employee Referral Program on 11/29/2011.  This is the final update you will receive from the Employee Referral team. However, please be assured that your information will continue to remain accessible in our database to all of our recruiters and they may contact you in the future as openings occur.
At this time, there is no recruiter activity on your resume.  This doesn’t mean there isn’t a match between your background and Microsoft’s open requisitions; just that one has not been identified at this time.   If a recruiter identifies a match between your skills and experience and an open position, they will contact you directly.  
In the meantime, to maximize the visibility of your skills and experience, please continue to apply online at http://careers.microsoft.com to all positions you are interested in and for which you believe you may be qualified.  This will be the final update from the Employee Referral team however Microsoft recruiters continually search our database for qualified candidates and if your skills match the basic qualifications of an open position, the recruiter will contact you directly.
If your contact information, education status, or work history change in the future, please have your Microsoft employee contact resubmit your resume to the Employee Referral program.
Thank you again for your interest in our positions.  

Joey AboulhosnEmployee Referral ProfilerSourceRight Solutions @ Microsoft

Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

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One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin                 

AAFES has taken a lot of my money but doesn't want to give me any

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My favorite type of rejection letter is the robo-response form. It usually goes like this: Dear NAME, you applied for JOB TITLE and we reject you in the coldest, most impersonal way possible. If you would like another one of these letters, please see WEBSITE and we will send you one. If you are lucky, we may or may not look at your resume again in the future. Please don't respond to this email as it goes to an inbox inaccessible by humans. Sincerely, The Matrix.Dear Sean,

You recently applied for the IMAGING COORDINATOR153053 position with Army and Air Force Exchange Service. This job has been filled by another qualified individual, and no additional candidates will be hired for the position at this time. Your application will be kept on file and considered for any future openings for which you may be qualified. If such an opportunity does arise, we will contact you.

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Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

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One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin