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This has been one of my favorites so far. Not for the fact that I didn't make the cut, but that there's a link on the bottom of the email that reads, "By the way, we're hiring...." It's a nice touch after kicking someone when they're down. I received this email on Jan. 17 after a Jan. 13 phone interview.

BethanyPerkins bethany@softwareadvice.com
to me

Dear Sean,
I wanted to follow up on your interview with us. We've taken the time to review the candidates for this position, and though it was a difficult decision, we've decided to move forward with other candidates at this time. We appreciate your time and effort during our process, and wish you the best of luck in your future job search. 
Sincerely,

Bethany
____________________________Bethany Perkins
Manager, Recruiting & Human Resources
Software Advice

(512) 366-3690      
bethany@softwareadvice.com

By the way, we're hiring...

Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

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One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin                 

AAFES has taken a lot of my money but doesn't want to give me any

To contact us Click HERE

My favorite type of rejection letter is the robo-response form. It usually goes like this: Dear NAME, you applied for JOB TITLE and we reject you in the coldest, most impersonal way possible. If you would like another one of these letters, please see WEBSITE and we will send you one. If you are lucky, we may or may not look at your resume again in the future. Please don't respond to this email as it goes to an inbox inaccessible by humans. Sincerely, The Matrix.Dear Sean,

You recently applied for the IMAGING COORDINATOR153053 position with Army and Air Force Exchange Service. This job has been filled by another qualified individual, and no additional candidates will be hired for the position at this time. Your application will be kept on file and considered for any future openings for which you may be qualified. If such an opportunity does arise, we will contact you.

If you would like to view a listing of current jobs, please visit the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center at the following address:
https://recruiter.kenexa.com/aafes/cc/Home.ss?ccid=ra24lCkh0OQ%3D

We appreciate your interest in employment opportunities with Army and Air Force Exchange Service.

If your email software does not support web links (for example, clicking the web address does not take you directly to the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center), copy the above web address into the Address or Location bar of your Internet web browser in order to access the Career Center.


Sincerely,
Recruitment Team
Army and Air Force Exchange Service


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Software Advice needs an editor -- and it's not me

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This has been one of my favorites so far. Not for the fact that I didn't make the cut, but that there's a link on the bottom of the email that reads, "By the way, we're hiring...." It's a nice touch after kicking someone when they're down. I received this email on Jan. 17 after a Jan. 13 phone interview.

BethanyPerkins bethany@softwareadvice.com
to me

Dear Sean,
I wanted to follow up on your interview with us. We've taken the time to review the candidates for this position, and though it was a difficult decision, we've decided to move forward with other candidates at this time. We appreciate your time and effort during our process, and wish you the best of luck in your future job search. 
Sincerely,

Bethany
____________________________Bethany Perkins
Manager, Recruiting & Human Resources
Software Advice

(512) 366-3690      
bethany@softwareadvice.com

By the way, we're hiring...

Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

To contact us Click HERE
One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin                 

AAFES has taken a lot of my money but doesn't want to give me any

To contact us Click HERE

My favorite type of rejection letter is the robo-response form. It usually goes like this: Dear NAME, you applied for JOB TITLE and we reject you in the coldest, most impersonal way possible. If you would like another one of these letters, please see WEBSITE and we will send you one. If you are lucky, we may or may not look at your resume again in the future. Please don't respond to this email as it goes to an inbox inaccessible by humans. Sincerely, The Matrix.Dear Sean,

You recently applied for the IMAGING COORDINATOR153053 position with Army and Air Force Exchange Service. This job has been filled by another qualified individual, and no additional candidates will be hired for the position at this time. Your application will be kept on file and considered for any future openings for which you may be qualified. If such an opportunity does arise, we will contact you.

If you would like to view a listing of current jobs, please visit the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center at the following address:
https://recruiter.kenexa.com/aafes/cc/Home.ss?ccid=ra24lCkh0OQ%3D

We appreciate your interest in employment opportunities with Army and Air Force Exchange Service.

If your email software does not support web links (for example, clicking the web address does not take you directly to the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center), copy the above web address into the Address or Location bar of your Internet web browser in order to access the Career Center.


Sincerely,
Recruitment Team
Army and Air Force Exchange Service


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Software Advice needs an editor -- and it's not me

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This has been one of my favorites so far. Not for the fact that I didn't make the cut, but that there's a link on the bottom of the email that reads, "By the way, we're hiring...." It's a nice touch after kicking someone when they're down. I received this email on Jan. 17 after a Jan. 13 phone interview.

BethanyPerkins bethany@softwareadvice.com
to me

Dear Sean,
I wanted to follow up on your interview with us. We've taken the time to review the candidates for this position, and though it was a difficult decision, we've decided to move forward with other candidates at this time. We appreciate your time and effort during our process, and wish you the best of luck in your future job search. 
Sincerely,

Bethany
____________________________Bethany Perkins
Manager, Recruiting & Human Resources
Software Advice

(512) 366-3690      
bethany@softwareadvice.com

By the way, we're hiring...

Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

To contact us Click HERE
One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin                 

Software Advice needs an editor -- and it's not me

To contact us Click HERE
This has been one of my favorites so far. Not for the fact that I didn't make the cut, but that there's a link on the bottom of the email that reads, "By the way, we're hiring...." It's a nice touch after kicking someone when they're down. I received this email on Jan. 17 after a Jan. 13 phone interview.

BethanyPerkins bethany@softwareadvice.com
to me

Dear Sean,
I wanted to follow up on your interview with us. We've taken the time to review the candidates for this position, and though it was a difficult decision, we've decided to move forward with other candidates at this time. We appreciate your time and effort during our process, and wish you the best of luck in your future job search. 
Sincerely,

Bethany
____________________________Bethany Perkins
Manager, Recruiting & Human Resources
Software Advice

(512) 366-3690      
bethany@softwareadvice.com

By the way, we're hiring...

Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

To contact us Click HERE
One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin                 

AAFES has taken a lot of my money but doesn't want to give me any

To contact us Click HERE

My favorite type of rejection letter is the robo-response form. It usually goes like this: Dear NAME, you applied for JOB TITLE and we reject you in the coldest, most impersonal way possible. If you would like another one of these letters, please see WEBSITE and we will send you one. If you are lucky, we may or may not look at your resume again in the future. Please don't respond to this email as it goes to an inbox inaccessible by humans. Sincerely, The Matrix.Dear Sean,

You recently applied for the IMAGING COORDINATOR153053 position with Army and Air Force Exchange Service. This job has been filled by another qualified individual, and no additional candidates will be hired for the position at this time. Your application will be kept on file and considered for any future openings for which you may be qualified. If such an opportunity does arise, we will contact you.

If you would like to view a listing of current jobs, please visit the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center at the following address:
https://recruiter.kenexa.com/aafes/cc/Home.ss?ccid=ra24lCkh0OQ%3D

We appreciate your interest in employment opportunities with Army and Air Force Exchange Service.

If your email software does not support web links (for example, clicking the web address does not take you directly to the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center), copy the above web address into the Address or Location bar of your Internet web browser in order to access the Career Center.


Sincerely,
Recruitment Team
Army and Air Force Exchange Service


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Software Advice needs an editor -- and it's not me

To contact us Click HERE
This has been one of my favorites so far. Not for the fact that I didn't make the cut, but that there's a link on the bottom of the email that reads, "By the way, we're hiring...." It's a nice touch after kicking someone when they're down. I received this email on Jan. 17 after a Jan. 13 phone interview.

BethanyPerkins bethany@softwareadvice.com
to me

Dear Sean,
I wanted to follow up on your interview with us. We've taken the time to review the candidates for this position, and though it was a difficult decision, we've decided to move forward with other candidates at this time. We appreciate your time and effort during our process, and wish you the best of luck in your future job search. 
Sincerely,

Bethany
____________________________Bethany Perkins
Manager, Recruiting & Human Resources
Software Advice

(512) 366-3690      
bethany@softwareadvice.com

By the way, we're hiring...

Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

To contact us Click HERE
One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin                 

AAFES has taken a lot of my money but doesn't want to give me any

To contact us Click HERE

My favorite type of rejection letter is the robo-response form. It usually goes like this: Dear NAME, you applied for JOB TITLE and we reject you in the coldest, most impersonal way possible. If you would like another one of these letters, please see WEBSITE and we will send you one. If you are lucky, we may or may not look at your resume again in the future. Please don't respond to this email as it goes to an inbox inaccessible by humans. Sincerely, The Matrix.Dear Sean,

You recently applied for the IMAGING COORDINATOR153053 position with Army and Air Force Exchange Service. This job has been filled by another qualified individual, and no additional candidates will be hired for the position at this time. Your application will be kept on file and considered for any future openings for which you may be qualified. If such an opportunity does arise, we will contact you.

If you would like to view a listing of current jobs, please visit the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center at the following address:
https://recruiter.kenexa.com/aafes/cc/Home.ss?ccid=ra24lCkh0OQ%3D

We appreciate your interest in employment opportunities with Army and Air Force Exchange Service.

If your email software does not support web links (for example, clicking the web address does not take you directly to the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center), copy the above web address into the Address or Location bar of your Internet web browser in order to access the Career Center.


Sincerely,
Recruitment Team
Army and Air Force Exchange Service


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Software Advice needs an editor -- and it's not me

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This has been one of my favorites so far. Not for the fact that I didn't make the cut, but that there's a link on the bottom of the email that reads, "By the way, we're hiring...." It's a nice touch after kicking someone when they're down. I received this email on Jan. 17 after a Jan. 13 phone interview.

BethanyPerkins bethany@softwareadvice.com
to me

Dear Sean,
I wanted to follow up on your interview with us. We've taken the time to review the candidates for this position, and though it was a difficult decision, we've decided to move forward with other candidates at this time. We appreciate your time and effort during our process, and wish you the best of luck in your future job search. 
Sincerely,

Bethany
____________________________Bethany Perkins
Manager, Recruiting & Human Resources
Software Advice

(512) 366-3690      
bethany@softwareadvice.com

By the way, we're hiring...

Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

To contact us Click HERE
One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin                 

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My favorite type of rejection letter is the robo-response form. It usually goes like this: Dear NAME, you applied for JOB TITLE and we reject you in the coldest, most impersonal way possible. If you would like another one of these letters, please see WEBSITE and we will send you one. If you are lucky, we may or may not look at your resume again in the future. Please don't respond to this email as it goes to an inbox inaccessible by humans. Sincerely, The Matrix.Dear Sean,

You recently applied for the IMAGING COORDINATOR153053 position with Army and Air Force Exchange Service. This job has been filled by another qualified individual, and no additional candidates will be hired for the position at this time. Your application will be kept on file and considered for any future openings for which you may be qualified. If such an opportunity does arise, we will contact you.

If you would like to view a listing of current jobs, please visit the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center at the following address:
https://recruiter.kenexa.com/aafes/cc/Home.ss?ccid=ra24lCkh0OQ%3D

We appreciate your interest in employment opportunities with Army and Air Force Exchange Service.

If your email software does not support web links (for example, clicking the web address does not take you directly to the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center), copy the above web address into the Address or Location bar of your Internet web browser in order to access the Career Center.


Sincerely,
Recruitment Team
Army and Air Force Exchange Service


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This has been one of my favorites so far. Not for the fact that I didn't make the cut, but that there's a link on the bottom of the email that reads, "By the way, we're hiring...." It's a nice touch after kicking someone when they're down. I received this email on Jan. 17 after a Jan. 13 phone interview.

BethanyPerkins bethany@softwareadvice.com
to me

Dear Sean,
I wanted to follow up on your interview with us. We've taken the time to review the candidates for this position, and though it was a difficult decision, we've decided to move forward with other candidates at this time. We appreciate your time and effort during our process, and wish you the best of luck in your future job search. 
Sincerely,

Bethany
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Manager, Recruiting & Human Resources
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Hooked by the 'Horns, Part 1

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One of the places I'd really like to work is at the University of Texas at Austin. Beyond the obvious reasons of working for a university is that the 40 Acres is only a block away from my wife's office, so we'd be able to commute together. I received this rejection on Sept. 9, 2010, for an Editor II position. 

Dear Mr. LAMPHERE:                                                           
                                                                             
Thank you for your application and interest in opportunities at             
the University of Texas at Austin.                                           
                                                                             
We have reviewed your application based on the job related                   
criteria for the posting, 100709018651,                                     
Editor II.                                                                   
We regret to inform you that you were not the candidate selected             
to fill the position.                                                       
                                                                             
We appreciate your interest and encourage you to pursue other               
opportunities as they become available at                                   
the University of Texas at Austin. Remember to visit our employment         
website: http://utdirect.utexas.edu/pnjobs/index.WBX?comp=0.                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
Sincerely,                                                                   
                                                                             
                                                                             
Nancy T Hanson                                                               
Executive Assistant                                                         
PETEX, The University of Texas                                               
The University of Texas at Austin                 

AAFES has taken a lot of my money but doesn't want to give me any

To contact us Click HERE

My favorite type of rejection letter is the robo-response form. It usually goes like this: Dear NAME, you applied for JOB TITLE and we reject you in the coldest, most impersonal way possible. If you would like another one of these letters, please see WEBSITE and we will send you one. If you are lucky, we may or may not look at your resume again in the future. Please don't respond to this email as it goes to an inbox inaccessible by humans. Sincerely, The Matrix.Dear Sean,

You recently applied for the IMAGING COORDINATOR153053 position with Army and Air Force Exchange Service. This job has been filled by another qualified individual, and no additional candidates will be hired for the position at this time. Your application will be kept on file and considered for any future openings for which you may be qualified. If such an opportunity does arise, we will contact you.

If you would like to view a listing of current jobs, please visit the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center at the following address:
https://recruiter.kenexa.com/aafes/cc/Home.ss?ccid=ra24lCkh0OQ%3D

We appreciate your interest in employment opportunities with Army and Air Force Exchange Service.

If your email software does not support web links (for example, clicking the web address does not take you directly to the Army and Air Force Exchange Service Career Center), copy the above web address into the Address or Location bar of your Internet web browser in order to access the Career Center.


Sincerely,
Recruitment Team
Army and Air Force Exchange Service


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This has been one of my favorites so far. Not for the fact that I didn't make the cut, but that there's a link on the bottom of the email that reads, "By the way, we're hiring...." It's a nice touch after kicking someone when they're down. I received this email on Jan. 17 after a Jan. 13 phone interview.

BethanyPerkins bethany@softwareadvice.com
to me

Dear Sean,
I wanted to follow up on your interview with us. We've taken the time to review the candidates for this position, and though it was a difficult decision, we've decided to move forward with other candidates at this time. We appreciate your time and effort during our process, and wish you the best of luck in your future job search. 
Sincerely,

Bethany
____________________________Bethany Perkins
Manager, Recruiting & Human Resources
Software Advice

(512) 366-3690      
bethany@softwareadvice.com

By the way, we're hiring...